Twighlight Eclipse?

March 10th, 2010

As a grown man, I’m a touch embarrased that this is exciting for me.

I’ll give full credit to the ooober sexiness of Kristin Stewart. Rar. Am I a man again?

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-ryder

Betty White NAKED!

March 10th, 2010

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…..luckily the pic is from almost 70 years ago….but come on, aren’t you a little curious about whats going on under those sexy old lady pantsuits now-a-days?

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Peace

Brandy

Horny old lady

March 10th, 2010

Yesterday Brandy reported on a kid with a tail (you can find it a few blog posts back). Since the surgery the little one is doing great, but is a little sad as it’s monkey bar skills are seriously lacking now, the kid actually has to use it’s arms and legs :(

It was a pretty wacked out story. You want to hear a story that’s the exact opposite to that? OK. Instead of a tail we’ll give the person a horn, no TWO horns. And instead of a baby, we’ll make it an extremely old person.

This woman (coming in at 101 years of age) is growing a horn out of her head. If you look close there’s another one starting on the right side.

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Is she a devil? Yes. You heard it here first. Zhang Ruifang is a devil. She looks friendly, but that apple Adam wolfed down looked tasty and appley too didn’t it. Looks are deceiving. She’s a devil.

-ryder

Food Recall

March 9th, 2010
The Canadian Food Inspection Agency is recalling a number of junk food items that may have been contaminated with Salmonella.
The bacteria is found in a hydrolyzed vegetable protein, which is a flavour enhancer in many processed foods.

The following foods are affected by the alert:

PRODUCT SIZE UPC

Family’s Best Smokey Bacon Potato Chips 140 g 7 75284 14018 5

No Name Onion Recipe and Soup Mix 160 g 0 60383 65353 8

No Name Cream of Leek Soup Mix 77 g 0 60383 75573 7

Compliments Onion Soup Mix 160 g 0 67257 11540 6

Quaker Crispy Minis Rice Cakes 173 g 0 55577 10790 4
Savoury Tomato & Basil

H.K. Anderson Pretzel Bites - Honey Mustard 9 oz. 0 70271 00130

President’s Choice Honey Mustard flavour 300 g 0 60383 99222 4
Pretzel Nuggets

‘Hawaiian Kettle Style Potato Chips - Sweet Maui Onion’ various sizes

‘Hawaiian - Sweet Maui Onion Rings’ various sizes

Spinach Veggie Dip 340 g 70200 58843

Southwest Ranch Veggie Dip 340 g 70200 58844

For more information head to the Canadian Food Inspection Agency.

Baby got back

March 9th, 2010

A four-month-old baby girl is recovering from having a five inch tail removed from her backside. Hong Kong’s parents took her to a surgeon because the tail had doubled in size since she was born. X-rays showed that the tail was connected to a fatty tumor within the spinal column

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All together now: Baaarrrrrffffffffffffffff !!! Uck

B

I hate talking Oscar fashion, but…

March 9th, 2010

Apparently everyone is ragging on John Travolta for wearing jeans at the Oscars on Sunday

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Really? That’s what you guys are worried about? Not that Charlize Theron was wearing cinnamon buns on her boobs?

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Boy, are they going to feel silly when they realize they weren’t jeans, they were snowboard pants
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Peace

Brandy

Wired 963 game night!

March 8th, 2010

This Wednesday is Wired 96.3 game day at the CUC. The Saskatoon Blades will host their potential first round playoff opponent in The Regina Pats (featuring the very clutch Jordan Eberle). We’re hoping you’ll show up and bring your outside voice, as every game from this point forward has some serious playoff implications.

What the hell is a “Pat” by the way????

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-ryder

4 times tougher

March 8th, 2010

It took 4 chip and dales to lift my fiance.

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It took one Rambo

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-ryder

Boobies

March 5th, 2010

This morning we had Ace Angels in studio body painting contest winner Angie Pezderic for tonights Exotic Erotic Ball!

This is Angie BEFORE:

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She stood reeeaaalllly still for about 2 hours…

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and Angie AFTER:

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WOW!

Check out more of Ace Angels work HERE and we’ll see you at The Exotic Erotic Ball tonight!

Ryder and Brandy talk to Trevor Boris

March 4th, 2010

This morning we got to chat with Canadian comedian Trevor Boris from MuchMusic’s “Video on Trial”. We talk about Much at the Olympics, pissing off celebs on Video on Trial, and why Canadian TV sucks.

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Trevor headlines “Hot and Wired” tomorrow night at The Odeon. Get all the details HERE