Fantuz Flakes
July 21st, 2010So as of the 29th of July, Saskatchewan Co-ops will be carrying Fantuz Flakes.
Brandy thinks they sound delicious.
I did some research, and I found some other cereal spin offs that didn’t sell so well.
“Frosted Tip Flakes” were a big hit in the late 80’s. They have tried to make a resurgence lately, but have only been embraced by the douchey community, so aren’t selling that well (outside of Calgary).
Next up; “Frig’d Up Flakes” which seem to be purchased by a small population, but sold again and again to them, often in the same evening. A nice bonus to “Frig’d Up Flakes” is with every box you receive a free light bulb.
Remember kids; don’t do meth. Last up for today we have “Hostage Flakes.” Every box of “Hostage Flakes” comes with a half roll of duct tape, and a small bottle of ether.
- ryder






















