So as of the 29th of July, Saskatchewan Co-ops will be carrying Fantuz Flakes.

Brandy thinks they sound delicious.

I did some research, and I found some other cereal spin offs that didn’t sell so well.

“Frosted Tip Flakes” were a big hit in the late 80’s. They have tried to make a resurgence lately, but have only been embraced by the douchey community, so aren’t selling that well (outside of Calgary).

Next up; “Frig’d Up Flakes” which seem to be purchased by a small population, but sold again and again to them, often in the same evening. A nice bonus to “Frig’d Up Flakes” is with every box you receive a free light bulb.

Remember kids; don’t do meth. Last up for today we have “Hostage Flakes.” Every box of “Hostage Flakes” comes with a half roll of duct tape, and a small bottle of ether.

- ryder

Wired 96.3 presents Drake THIS FRIDAY July 23rd at Credit Union Centre, and we’ve got more tickets for the show than ANYONE ELSE!!

We’ve all got things from our childhood that we would probably like to forget – unfortunately for Drake most of those moments were caught on film, like this scene from when he played Jimmy Brooks on Degrassi: The Next Generation

Think you can out-do that Oscar worthy performance? Prove it! 

You have until THURSDAY MORNING (July 22nd) at 7am to send us a video of you reenacting the scene above.  We’ll pick the best ones and put it to a vote.  The winner will get 4 TICKETS for the show Friday night!

Upload your video to YouTube and send the link to brandy@wired963.com . Be creative, be funny, dress up, make sets and props – make it awesome and you and 3 friends could be seeing Drake LIVE!

I’m having withdrawals……

Ahhh ya, that’s better!

ryder

I apologize for missing the Spain Germany semi final. I had to travel to Botswana on a missionary journey and the Internet connection was lagging at the tent I was sharing with 11 European scantily clad models.  If I was to pick, this girl probably would have won!!

Germany didn’t win however, Spain did. They will play The Netherlands in the final Sunday at 1230 (You can watch the game at WakeRide in the beer gardens, where a girl wearing the above bikini is likely).

Let’s do this. Going into the World Cups of Soccer final (where I guess who will win, based on who has hotter fans) my record is an astounishing 3 correct guesses and 9 incorrect guesses. I’m so good at this.

For the final, I’m going to recycle the hottest women from the nations I’ve found thus far, mainly because I just wanted to look at this girl again…..

Spain fan…

I also wanted to look at this girl again…

Netherlands fan…

This is going to be tough.

The World Cups Final score is………6-4 for Spain!!!! Let’s see how the scoring shook down…

Spain – (color coordinated hair ribbon, gazungas, lip piercing, hot intense face, flag cape, tiger eyes)

Netherlands – (monster gaunga’s, awesome wings, kitty whiskers, hot smile)

It’s been amazing ride this last month, thanks for taking the time to scope out super babes with me! And congratulations to Spain for taking the cake for sexiest fan ever, then wiping the cake over her partially naked body, and letting me blow out the candles.

ryder

Judging soccer skills simply by scoping pictures of babes that support their team (focusing on things that need support). Semi-final time Uruguay vs The Netherlands at 1230, let’s do this!!!

Uruguay fan…

The Netherlands…

Wow, wow….. wow. Uruguay wins 1-0. Let’s see how the scoring shook down

Uruguay - (gazunga out)

Netherlands – <blank sheet blamed on gazunga being in>

Tomorrow we’ll look at the other semi, Germany vs Spain.

ryder

3 wins in a row! 7 consecutive losses before that. What?

Shall we judge soccer skills and chances of winning based on how hot the team’s fans are? Yes we shall.

Right now Brazil is facing The Netherlands in a quarterfinal match up, so I can do that game. Which is disappointing as the both have really hot fans. See…..

Let’s do one of tomorrow’s games. Argentina takes on Germany bright and early in the AM.

Argentina fan…

Germany fan…

Wow. What an extremely hard decision. Really quite hard.

ARGENTINA WINS 4-2!!!!

Let’s see how the scoring shook down…

Argentina (gazunga’s, looking good doing the Don Cherry, handle bars, believes in god)

Germany (gazunga’s, gazunga’s)

-ryder

2-7 record now! For those keeping score at home, that’s 2 consecutive correct soccer game outcomes I’ve stumbled upon. Time for round 10!

Portugal takes on Spain in a battle of Western European powerhouses at 12:30. Who’s going to win? We’ll have to judge hot women to decide!

Portugal fan…

Spain fan…

What a match!! I hate to do this, but Spain edges Portugal 3-2 in this tiiiiiight battle.

Let’s see how the scoring shook down…

Portugal – (biker hot, ankle holder earrings)

Spain – (Julia Robetsesq hot, intense hair hold position, sparkly eyes)

I hope I’m not right today, Forca Portugal!!!!!

ryder

Congratulations me! Why? I landed my first correct guess on WCoS 8 thanks to a Portugal Brazil tie!! Solid 1-7 record thus far.

Let’s rock another, shall we? Brazil takes on Chile in their final 16 battle this afternoon at 12:30. Let’s judge who we think will win based entirely on how good looking their fans are!

Brazil fan….

Chile fan…

Can anyone say blowout??? Brazil with the dominant 4-1 victory!!!

Let’s see how the scoring shook down….

Brazil – (flower princess crown, knows how to whistle, tight bod, nice wrist watch)

Chile – (looks like she could really give er’)

ryder

…Drake was on Jimmy Kimmel last night

Guessing who will win soccer games based on how hot their fans are (ps I’m 0 for 7 thus far on even correctly identifying who will will, let alone the score)….Let’s do this.

A game that will have everything; stars, speed, crazy fans, and portuguese swear words. Tomorrow morning Brazil takes on Portugal. Let’s break this amazing match down…

Brazil fan…

Portugal fan…

What an amazing battle. I’m sweating. IT’S A 3-3 TIE!!!

Let’s look how the scoring shook down….

Brazil (tiger eyes, wonderful shorts, chocolate meets honey skin tone that glows oh so right)

Portugal (sexy smile, not wearing pants that we know of, stomach that I’d give up my first born to play with)

What a game.

ryder