Which Wired DJ makes the smelliest lunches?
-If by "lunch" you actually mean "children" my guess would be Woody.
 
Which Wired DJ can’t hold their liquor?
-Brandy; give her 2 and she'll likely fall into your coat closet. True story. My closet door is broken.
 
Which one could you see yourself tapping if you had the chance?
-Brandy in my coat closet.
 
Which Wired DJ secretly has a definite thing for you?
-DJ Matt Fossey
 
Which one is privately stealing supplies from the radio station?
-I printed off DJ Twix's resume when we were told not to use the printers for personal use. So my answer is DJ Twix.
 
Which Wired DJ is the best dresser?
-Work Dad. He has a cut off Buffalo Bills sweat shirt from the late 80's. I want to work out with him when he wears it.
 
Which one probably doesn’t wear underwear?
-Brandy, she told me. It's extra gross when she's gassy.
 
Which one has the coolest accent?
-Floyd speaks newfoundlander, it's pretty neat. (I know she's from N.S. but every accent east of Flin Flon sounds like newfie to me. Even Woody's.)
 
Which Wired DJ has probably had run ins with the police?
-Curtis. He used to work here, but he got arrested for murder.
 
Which one eats the most?
-I heard Anchor can throw a lot of food down his hatch. I'm hoping hatch isn't located the same place on a human as it is on a car (the back bumper?).
 
Which one would make the best car sales person?
-If he were selling "Mini's" Woody because of his accent and junk size. Sorry Woody, smelly children and a small ding ding.
 
Which Wired DJ would make the best Wal-Mart greeter?
-Me. Hi. I roll back the prices and up the dooooooooobies.
 
Which one would make the best stripper?
-Well because there are only 2 girl DJs here, and I've seen Brandy try to dance, I'm going with Floyd by default (and cause I'd like to see her naked).

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