• How would you describe your hair style? Colorful, gravity-defying, and generally unwashed. • Do you have a secret skill? I can sing a deadly accurate Silent Night a la Chewbacca, complete with three-part harmony. • What’s your favourite food? Pizza… but I’m from Nova Scotia, so my favourite toppings are moose meat and Alexander Keith’s beer sauce. Wait, can I just say rum? Rum is food, right? I mean, I had it for breakfast… • What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever swallowed? A Beetle. I mean the car. I was a fat kid. • Do you ever think that your co-workers may be trying to poison you? No, but that seemingly innocent picture of DJ Anchor holding up a turntable? Yeah, that wasn’t a pose… that was taken right before he tried to brain me with it. Radio is a dangerous business. • Which celebrity do you have a secret crush on? James Woods. Not. Joking. • Which movie do you wish you had starred in? Alice in Wonderland. I think I’d make a great Alice. I’m always falling into holes, getting lost and talking to my cats anyway. • Which actor/actress would play you in a movie about your life? Clea DuVall, but she’d have to get butt implants for an accurate depiction. • What was your first car? A ‘92 Ford Tempo. It was white with a red velvet interior and looked like a brothel on wheels. • What is the last dream you had? I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high and life worth living… errr, wait, that was Susan Boyle. I can’t tell you about my last dream because it was indecent. But I did have a dream once when I was 3 that I married Darkwing Duck and we honeymooned at Disney World. • What is the last thing you stole from a friend, or borrowed and never returned? Let’s just say that when I moved out from my apartment in Halifax, I received many angry texts from my ex-roommate inquiring about the location of her bed (it was nicer than mine). • Have you ever stolen anything from the radio station? Only hearts | 
