At least 10 things you don’t know about Brandy: 1. I’ve solved a Rubic’s cube without cheating. Twice. I also skipped grade three, but I’m not really that smart. I’m still trying to figure out how my Mastercard bill is always so high. Math is stupid. 2. 5 years ago Bender & I went head to head in a Tractor Pull / Plowing match.
I won. Unless you ask him. Then I don’t remember. 3. Perez Hilton is my God. Elvis is a close second. Then God I guess. 4. Love the Hills. Hate Laguna Beach (I’m a conundrum wrapped in an enigma). 5. I’m on team Lauren. Duh! 6. I have someone’s name tattooed on my body. Buy me a drink and I might tell you who. 7. I own 8 pairs of black pumps. Yes, they are all different. Yes, I can prove it. Still don’t know what’s up with the Mastercard bill???? 8. I am addicted to Tabloid magazines. I buy the 1.99 mags like In Touch and In Style, then steal Star and US Weekly from my dentists office. 9. I totally wrapped Donkey Kong Country on Super Nintendo. Yes, I do think that’s awesome. 10. I secretly believe that if Carrie Bradshaw and I met, we would be best friends. Not Sarah Jessica Parker though, she seems like a bitch | 
