What do you want to be when you grow up? Too easy. Charlie Sheen! He’s the lovable character who got lost in black and white movies and never told a lie cuz he couldn’t speak…..right? If you could be any fictional character, who would you be? Way too easy. Charlie Sheen, we all know people in Movies and TV aren’t real. What is the last thing you stole from a bank or convenience store, what day did this happen, what were you wearing at the time, and who was with you? It was back in ’89 when the Riders Won the Cup. I stole a stuffed tiger so I could cut it’s head off, I waswearing a Kangaroo suit so luckily when I walked out with it in my pouch nothing looked out of place to the cashier. #verysneaky Describe yourself in three words. Sinkin The Ship!!! What talent do you lack that you wish you had? I wish I could touch my tongue to my nose, but then if I could I sure as hell wouldn’t be doing this job!!! I’d be in the adult ice cream testing industry! What talent do you have that others wish you lacked? BEING ABLE TO BE LOUDER THAN EVERYONE ELSE!!! Which popular, current TV show do you hate? The Smurfs…what do you mean they took it off the air after smurf porn came out??? The Simpsons is still on the air…and we’ve all seen Marge Simpsons Blue….never mind. Which Wired DJ do you have a flirty “thing” with, that the other Wired DJ’s know nothing about? Dj Matt Fossey because we used to live together and what happens at Dj Anchor’s house…(you know the rest)…..GOES ON THE INTERNET!!! Nudist resort…..nude badminton. Are you in? I’d rather do nude Curling so I can use the excuse “it’s not me, it’s just cold out” | 
